purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

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fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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midnight-oil-burning-bright:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING……

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sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

sonofbaldwin:

Apparently, Americans like white Jesus, but not brown Allah.

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Q
it sounds so fucking arrogant when you call yourself pretty like that lmao
Anonymous
A

unwinona:

kateordie:

demonicdorothy:

But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty

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SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!! 

I like this.

If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.

If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.


vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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homolesbians:

jannapahkina:

"so there’s this new show….."

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"there’s lesbians in it"

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Accurate

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wild-guy:

On a scale of 1 to Taylor Swift, how white are you?

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toke-the-smoke:

Date night

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

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